c0=20:JOIN:/join $parm1 | /notice $nick I am joining $parm1
c1=20:PART:/part $parm1 | /notice $nick I am leavin $parm1
c2=1:ping:/notice $nick Have you ever tryed to ping a cow
c3=1:version:/notice $nick I am +BARBOTplus+
c4=1:finger:/notice $nick dont touch me with that!!
c5=1:userinfo:/notice $nick If ya want to know ask
c6=1:clientinfo:/notice $nick No you help me
c7=1:time:/notice $nick Time to kick your ass!!!!!!!!!!
[Events]
e0=1:ON JOIN:#:/msg $nick Hey Welcome to $chan $nick...type !KickAss (in the channel) for a list of my commands.
e1=1:ON TEXT:!KickAss:#:/msg $nick Here are a list of my commands type !pepsi if you want a pepsi and so on...!pepsi !coke !7up !slice ... !beer !wine !poison !blood (for those vamps) !martini !beer_nuts !chip
e2=1:ON TEXT:!pepsi:#:/msg $nick Here is your stinkin pepsi $nick
e4=1:ON TEXT:!slice:#:/msg $nick Here you go $nick but it wont make you play any better
e5=1:ON TEXT:!7up:#:/msg $nick Here is you 7up $nick "The uncola"
e6=1:ON TEXT:!beer:#:/msg $nick Here is your beer.."Bitter Beer Face!!!!!!!!"
e7=1:ON TEXT:!wine:#:/msg $nick Here is your Wine Sir $nick "Great Year!" 1996
e8=1:ON TEXT:!poison:#:/msg $nick Here is your poison "HeHeHe" Don't drink to much you might get sick!
e9=1:ON TEXT:!blood:#:/msg $nick Here ya go "If your ordering this i bid pitty on your soul."
e10=1:ON TEXT:!martini:#:/msg $nick Here it is "I ran out of snappy things to say, i'm just a bot you know!"
e11=1:ON TEXT:!beer_nuts:#:/msg $nick Here ya go but there a little stale
e12=1:ON TEXT:!chips:#:/msg $nick Here! "I tried some last year ..there pretty good "
e13=4:ON TEXT:!KickAss:#:/msg $nick Hey What's up Your on my master's friends list ..type !pepsi if you want a pepsi or other things on the list in the channel "Here is your menu Friend", .!pepsi !coke !7up !slice ... !beer !wine !poison !blood (for those vamps) !martini !beer_nuts !chip. Here is YOUR command master !OP
e14=4:ON TEXT: !pepsi:#:/msg $nick Hey Master Here is your pepsi Sir $nick "Enjoy"
e15=4:ON TEXT:!coke:#:/msg $nick Whats up Master Here is your coke "Always Coke-a-cola"
e16=4:ON TEXT:!7up:#:/msg $nick Yummy 7up (the uncola) Here you are
e17=4:ON TEXT:!slice:#:/msg $nick Here you are $nick Here's your damn SLICE! j/k
e18=4:ON TEXT:!beer:#:/msg $nick Here ya go "Take me Home Im too Drive to Drunk"
e19=4:ON TEXT:!wine:#:/msg $nick There ya go Lewzer..HaHaHa
e20=4:ON TEXT:!poison:#:/msg $nick Don't drink to much there's a change you might get sick"
e21=4:ON TEXT:!blood:#:/msg $nick Here ya go! "But i prefer o negitive"
e22=4:ON TEXT:!martini:#:/msg $nick Here ya go! "Bottems up a*s hollio"
e23=4:ON TEXT:!beer_nuts:#:/msg $nick Here ya Go if there's any mold just wipe it off"
e24=4:ON TEXT:!chips:#:/msg $nick There ya go sir $nick "i tried them last year..there were pretty good!"
e25=4:ON TEXT:!OP:#:/mode $chan +o $nick
e26=5:ON JOIN:# :/notice $nick Welcome Master
e27=1:ON JOIN:# :/notice $nick Welcome to $chan $nick
e28=1:ON JOIN:#:/auser 1 $nick
e29=1:ON TEXT:Hey:#:/notice Hi Welcome $chan
e30=1:ON JOIN:#:/notice $chan Hey $nick Welcome to $chan $nick
e31=1:ON TEXT:*help*:#:/msg Help is on the way please stand by while i get my Master | /msg X-DaTa $nick needs Help.
e32=1:ON TOPIC:#:/notice $chan please dont change the topic
e33=1:ON MODE:#:/notice $chan please dont change the modes
e34=1:ON PART:#:/msg $nick dont leave or ill kick you in the ass with a iron BOOT (bot message)
e35=1:ON TEXT:*X-data*:#:/notice $chan X-data is my Master